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LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL!
FROM JOAN SPENCER COMES THIS EMAIL

            About those Church Hymns

            A minister decided to do something a little different on Sunday morning.
            He said 'Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and  you are going to help me preach.

            Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn
            that comes to your mind.'

            The pastor shouted out 'CROSS.'

            Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, 'THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.'

            The pastor hollered out 'GRACE.'
            The congregation began to sing 'AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the  sound.'

            The pastor said 'POWER.'
            The congregation sang 'THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD.'


            The Pastor said 'SEX' . The congregation fell into total silence.

            Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around
            at each other afraid to say anything.  Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a
            little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing
         
             'PRECIOUS MEMORIES.'
         

            Pass this along and make someone smile today


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